Goat Flagon of the Conqueror and Other Musings

October 26, 2011

Benjamin: did you hear the new Guided by Voices track out? it sounds pretty great. w/ Tobin Sprout and “1996 lineup”

Jayson: some Under the Bushes, Under the Stars shit

Benjamin: totally there’s a record coming out in jan which of course has 21 songs god forbid they only record 12

Jayson: hahahaha I’m guessing it will have anywhere between five and nine words in the title and one of them will be four syllables… like The Archway Falcon Is Waiting Beneath the Fountain Dirigible

Benjamin: Pennywise For The Infinitely Manufactured Concern

Jayson: no. is that the real one or your made up entry? either way it’s magnificent. Benjamin: that was mine

Jayson: when I first read it, I said, “Wait, is Pennywise making a new record?”

Jayson: The Hardscrabble Miners Polyamorous Labyrinth Is Here. I can hear Pollard singing all of these to the tune of Echos Myron

Benjamin: Olfactory Happiness of the Pondered Destroyer

Jayson: YESSSS that one is amazing. A Contented Goat Licks Ironwad Billingsley (And It’s Alright)

Benjamin: hahahahaahahah Amiable Sunspots Take The Downtrodden Maestro Jayson: haahaa here are some REAL ONES, for reference:
“Deathtrot and Warlock Riding A Rooster”
“Some Drilling Implied”
“Squirmish Frontal Room”

Benjamin: Half Smiles of the Decomposed

Jayson: (all real!) yes

Benjamin: King Shit and the Golden Boys

Jayson: jesus RELAXATION OF THE ASSHOLE hahahahahahaha

Benjamin: The Manufactured Conjectures Of Gloat-eating Deathboy (not real)

Jayson: but amazing

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